At Toys R Us...

So, you're going to Toys R Us? Let me tell you what your trip will be like.
   When you arrive you will start like this:

I will buy only what I came to buy.

Then you will go inside and see this:

.....

Then you will end up like this:

Quickly after your delusion, you shall be re-determined to buy only what you came to buy. ONLY THAT. In this case that is a board game. You make your way to the board game aisle. Alright here it is- Hey, isn't that movie I like? Hey look, it is! Im gonna go where it is! Yay! Huh, only 8 dollaaarrr-WOAH, look at all those other movies! I think I'll go browse around and see them. Wow! Look at all these movies! Blu Ray movies for only $30! What a steal!

NO WAY!!!!!!!!

Wait. I shouldn't. I came to buy only what I came to buy.

By now you're cart has 3 blu ray movies, 4 lego sets and 1 blu ray player. I should really go look for that board game now. My brother really wants it. Wow, I walked really far. Well, lets go on. Alright just DON'T look at anything else. Remember: I came to buy only the board game. JUST that. I'll just look up and at the floor as I walk. I won't look anywhere else. Don't...don't...don-BIKES?! WOW WHAT EPIC BIKES! Awesome! Wait, what this...!

It can't be. It's impossible. POWER WHEELS ON SALE. MY GOODNESS. THIS IS AMAZING. THIS ONLY HAPPENS...NEVER. Wait. What would I do with a power wheels anyway?

*notice* Don't actually try this stunt. At all. Seriously. No kidding. At all. For nothing. Okay,  I made my point.

Well, maybe my brother will want a power wheels car. Oh I'll buy one for him. Out of all the goodness of  my heart. No other reason. At all. For nothing. Zip. Just a nice act.

Well by then you decide you're done. That's that. Enough thoughtless shopping for today. So by then you pay and just walk out of the store before it lures you in again.

I must leave. Quickly. I am being consumed by the dark side. 

Then you just make your way to the car normally. You're thinking "run run run run run" but if you ran it would look like you think the store is going to explode. 

So that's that! What was eventually bought was a bunch of stuff that was completely needless. A failed journey but you got a power wheels so not a complete loss.

Oh, and by the way, you forgot the board game.

How This Blog is Gonna Work...

Salutations, fellow readers/bloggers!
   Over the course of the past 2 weeks I haven't really posted much besides this and 1 post last Friday. So I decided I should make a schedule. The way this blog is gonna work is I'm gonna try to post at least 1 thing every weekend. Sometimes I may not get the chance to post anything because of things I may have to do and stuff. But know I'm trying! I may also sometimes break the schedule and post on some random week day. Like this post.
AAAAAAAAND
   I've been working on a few posts, so expect a new post this weekend.
Hooray!
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