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Saturday, May 26, 2012

What up's with the Angry Birds' Eggs?

"Lol Hulk beat up Loki" won the last poll "What did you think of The Avengers?"

Today I noticed something: What exactly is the deal with the Angry Bird eggs?

The pigs have feet?

I mean, Angry Birds was released 3 years ago. If those eggs still haven't hatched, well, I'm sorry birds, but I think the war is lost. For both sides.
If the pigs are gonna eat those eggs, I don't think they would taste very good. 3 year old raw egg isn't very appetizing.
No eggs for you!
The only other explanation would be that all of the Angry Birds games take place in different dimensions where the same just coincidentally happens in each and with the same birds and pigs. But, you know, thats just speculation. What I think Rovio should do is take advantage of this and make the eggs hatch already at the end of Angry Birds Space. The things they could do with the concept of the Angry Birds having mini Angry Birds could go to great lengths. Imagine 2-player Angry Birds! One plays the adult birds and the other the kid birds. Or just make an AB Space 2 where the kid birds are grown up but have different powers.

Another option for Rovio could also be "Angry Birds: Wars". It would also be 2-player, only one would be the birds, and the other, the pigs. The player as the pigs would build the tower that protects the pigs (but limited items. Not 1000 stone or something.)



So what I'm saying here is that Rovio has options here; they don't have to make "Angry Birds Space Seasons" or something. If they're going to continue with the AB franchise (of which they obviously are), they have too add a new dynamic and physics to each new AB game. That meaning: make the next one an improvement like AB Space, not AB Seasons.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Who's that guy in the after-credits scene in The Avengers?

"Oreos FTW!!!" won the last poll "Which cookie is better?"

Finally! An Avengers post! And an Avengers poll vote! Now, I know this is a bit late, but I wanted to wait until most of you have seen The Avengers. If you haven't seen it yet, you should be well aware that this post
CONTAINS SPOILERS


Believe me I will add a bunch of spoilers.
So, after the credits of which happen after hulk wakes up Iron Man by yelling(told ya I'd spoil). Anyway, if you saw the after-credits scene, you know that there was some weird looking dude in the last shot. If you decided to leave before the scene, or didn't know about it, here it is (its the first scene, you can ignore the second.) Note: The video may not be there a few days after this is posted, and if so, you're gonna have to look around YouTube for the clip. I suggest you search "avengers adter credits" or "avengers thanos". 



You know that weird faced dude at the end? Well...

'Sup Thanos.


Look familiar? I'm betting you remembered him because of the chin. Weeeelll, the thing with this baddie right here is that he is probably going after the infinity gauntlet. Guess where that doo-hickey is? On Asgard. Yep, Thor's home. So does that mean that our fellow avengers might take a trip to asgard? Iron Man in Asgard. Woah.


Now, if Thanos already has the infinity gauntlet when he reaches earth (just a theory), why does he attack it anyway? Well, this dude has a weird trait, which is that the dude is loyal to Death. Both the concept and the person, who came out in some early comics. I have no idea if the incarnation of Death will appear in the movie, although I doubt it. Anywhooses, the reason why he attacks Earth is because the dude says "To attack them (humans), is to court Death.". Then Thanos is like "Death?! Ok, I'm In. :3"


Thanos also looks like the main bad guy from Justice League, so now the Justice League movie (if it ever gets made) is gonna need a new bad guy, because people will be like "Hey! They copied off Avengers!"




If you want some more info go here: http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/avengers-after-credits/

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

About the newly added polls...

"I think they're both equally good" won the last poll "Which music is better: Then or Now?

As some of you may have noticed, this (amazing) blog now has (amazing) voting polls! *celebration* So, the polls will be updated with each new post and have something related to that post. If i post about Cameos and Oreos, the polls would probably say "Which is better: Cameos or Oreos?" (Oreos are the best, just saying.)
The polls will probably not last long and be changed often, so when you're done reading a new post, do vote. The results of the last polls will be at the beginning of the newest post, given that the polls have changed.
Also, polls do not work in the mobile version of this blog. I don't really know why, or how to fix it, so to vote you have to use a computer browser, not mobile browser.

So, thats about it! If you're reading this (I'll bet you are. I win!) make sure to come back to the website friday and saturday. I have some new posts written and ready to publish, so this weekend there will be new posts (I shall not fail you!)

Until next post reader!

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Music: Then VS Now

A lot of people usually complain about todays music.
Here are a few examples:

"IT'S TERRIBLE!"

"IT MAKES MY EARS JUMP OFF MY HEAD AND RUN AWAY SAYING 'We will not tolerate this torture!'"

"Wat?"

Some say that they wish music today could be like music in the good old days, whenever those days were. I don't really agree with this stuff. Music today isn't that bad. Some say they don't like the techno-ness of it. It's true that todays music has it's bads, but my ears are yet to jump off my head and run away. If that happens someday, I will get into a time traveling DeLorean, make sure the flux capacitor is fluxing, and go back to whenever music didn't make ears jump off heads. Alright, enough references to popular 80's films. So my final thought is that then and now's music both have they're goods and bads. Today has its bads (Search "Hot Problems" on Youtube) and then has had it's bads (some so bad they've become classics!). But what do you think? As you may have observed, There is a poll to your left-er hand side (right there --->)
I'm not sure the poll is working in the mobile version of this blog so, if it does not appear, please say in the comments, even though there isn't anything I can do if it isn't there. So if it does not appear, just use the computer browser to vote in the polls. The polls will close next saturday and then the results shall be thar! Huzzar! Until next post, reader!